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My campaign against pennies — update

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

More than two years ago, I wrote a blog here about a campaign I was launching against pennies.

I laid out my arguments against them (both rational and irrational) in a most compelling fashion. Now, in the intervening time I’ve done a little preaching against pennies when the opportunity arises. But, mainly, my campaign consists of a good ole-fashioned one-man grassroots movement.

Namely, I don’t deal with pennies. Period. If ever pennies are owed to me as change from a transaction, I tell the cashier to keep them. And an astonishing thing has happened: sometimes they keep the pennies, and sometimes they round down to the nearest nickel. *gasp*

Now, I estimate that more than half the time they keep the additional pennies. So I’m losing as much as a dollar or two a year. Small price to pay. Especially considering that my return on that investment is that I’m breaking in retail clerks all across the land to the concept of KEEPING THE DAMN PENNIES IN THE DRAWER! My hope is that one day this trend will spread far enough that no one need even keep pennies on hand, because a vanishingly small percentage of the population (aka old people) will still use them.

Join me, people! Join forces against the evil and senseless tyranny of the smallest and useless(est) denomination!

The worst dining experience in recent memory.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Popeyes. Taco Bell. Best Buy. Wendy’s.

That’s the list of businesses that I’ve filed a formal complaint with for god-awful service in the last three years. Poor customer service is tolerated by management, but not by corporate. So I complain where it’ll do some good — to corporate. Since I’ve started doing this I’ve also filed several positive reports, in instances where I received outstanding service. I figure it’s only fair. Plus, since outstanding customer service is so rare, it’s not something I have to do often.

But now I can add Bennigan’s to the list above.

A group of coworkers and I went to Bennigans on Vets this Monday. I won’t tell you the story of that meal, but I will include the text of my complaint email to Bennigans for your viewing pleasure.

We came into the restaurant at about 11:15 or 11:20 am. There’s a group of us who work nearby, and we eat lunch at a different place nearly every day of the week. We have a regular rotation that, prior to this visit, included Bennigans. We typically go to lunch at the same time in order to beat the rush, and it works.

We were seated immediately, and we ordered our food about 5 minutes later. At this point, the restaurant was practically deserted (as you would anticipate, it not yet being even 11:30). Now, the last two trips we’d made to Bennigans had taken an extraordinarily long time, so we made sure to make it known that we only had an hour lunch break.

Still, 45 minutes had gone by and no sign of our food. We asked our waiter what the wait was, and he said that the kitchen had gotten busy. Whether or not that’s the case, the simple fact is that we placed our orders before the restaurant got crowded. And furthermore, should it really take 45 minutes to prepare 4 burgers and an order of nachos? I think not, especially after we specifically mentioned that we’re in a time crunch, here. We escalated our complaint to the manager, whose name I did not catch (she was a black woman, in her mid-30s, I’d guess). She apologized for the wait, but offered us no assurance that the slowness we’ve come to expect from this particular franchise was a problem she was attempting to correct.

52 minutes after we placed our order, our food came out. All four of the burgers had something wrong with them (bbq sauce on a burger that didn’t come with it, a plain burger with lettuce on it, another with bacon that was ordered without bacon, and one without bacon that came with bacon [those last two didn’t simply go to the wrong people, either, they were completely different burgers]). Not only that, but 3 of the 4 burgers were cold, as were the nachos. The manager began to apologize profusely and gave us 50% off of our bill.

This is not the first time we’ve had this problem with particular restaurant (although it’s the worst visit of the three bad ones), and they don’t seem to be making any effort to correct it. We like the food at Bennigans, and it’s conveniently located. But you can bet that none of us will be returning to this location anytime soon.

Criminally slow service, orders that were more wrong than right (and we didn’t have the time to wait for them to get fixed), and a staff with a cavalier attitude towards customer service. Bad news.

I would normally offer a better summary than I did in the final paragraph of this complaint, but their online for online allows you to input 2500 characters, and I was at 2499.

So long, Bennigan’s on Vets. We hardly knew ye.

Gasoline Boycott Idiocy

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Some of you may have gotten an email recently about not buying gas on May 15th. Here’s the body of the email:

Don’t pump gas on MAY 15th

In April 1997, there was a “gas out” conducted nationwide in protest
of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.

On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in
protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most
places.

There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet
network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up.

If all users did not go to the pump on the 15t h, it would take
$2,292,000,000.00 (that’s almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies
pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on
May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry
for at least one day.

If you agree (which I can’t see why you wouldn’t) resend this to all
your contact list. With it saying, ‘’Don’t pump gas on May 15th”

Sounds like a great idea, right? Wrong. This is an urban legend that’s been around since at least ‘99. It doesn’t work, and I’ll try to briefly explain why.

It requires no sacrifice, hence no change in consumption. No one’s being asked to reduce the amount of gas (and therefore oil) they use — they’re simply asked to shift which day they purchase it on.

The gas companies don’t suddenly find themselves with an excess of product (which, if they did, would theoretically drop prices — supply and demand, and all that jazz). All that would happen, even if everyone who read this email participated in the boycott*, is that there’d be more gas purchased on May 14th and May 16th and less on May 15th. It’s like skipping lunch; you’ll just make up for it by eating a bigger dinner. Continuing that analogy, if you want to lose weight, it requires a prolonged commitment to calorie reduction.

The only way for action at the consumer level to lower gasoline prices is to decrease demand, which can be done two ways: driving a more fuel efficient car, or reducing consumption (aka driving less).

JT

*Boycott isn’t really an accurate description of what’s happening here. If I want to boycott Spiderman 3, that doesn’t mean I wait until Saturday to see it instead of going opening day. I refuse to watch it altogether.